BURGERS*
Three-quarters of a pound of charbroiled Angus Beer in a handmade patty. We cook ’em Medium unless specified otherwise. Your choice of ciabatta, jalapeño-cheddar, or egg-washed white bun.
Get a gluten-free bun for $2 more.
CHICKEN BREAST MAY BE SUBSTITUTED FOR BEEF ON ANY BURGER ORDER!
ADD BEER-BRAISED PORK BELLY TO ANY BURGER
$3.25
ADD BACON OR AVOCADO TO ANY BURGER
$2.25
BUFFALO BURGER
Grilled with our own hot wing sauce and smothered with bleu cheese.
(TRY IT ON A JALAPEÑO-CHEDDAR BUN.)
$14.50
L.A. BURGER
Romaine lettuce, and spinach with a lemon vinaigrette, tomato, avocado,
and smoked shallot aioli.
$14.75
AMARILLO BURGER
Roasted serrano chiles, jalapeño jack cheese, and cilantro mayo.
(TRY IT ON A JALAPEÑO-CHEDDAR BUN.)
$14.50
CHICAGO BURGER
Thick-cut, smoked bacon, romaine lettuce, tomato, and cheddar cheese.
$15.50
PITTS BURGER
Guinness and sherry sautéed mushrooms and onions,
with provolone cheese and house-made, zesty “Oi Steak Sauce”.
$14.75
KC BURGER
Grilled with smokey bbq sauce, beer-braised onions,
and melted cheddar cheese.
$14.50
MADISON BURGER
Beer-braised pork belly with shiner bock gastrique, jalapeño jack cheese,
sautéed onions, and baconnaise. (OH, JAH!)
$18.00
HOT DOGS & SAUSAGE*
QUARTER-POUND HOT DOG
Grilled and served with your choice of condiments.
$9.50
CHILI CHEESE DOG
Grilled and loaded with chili, melted cheddar cheese, and fresh onion.
$10.75
DOUBLE DOG TEXAS TOMMY
Two dogs, grilled and covered with bacon and melted cheddar cheese.
The captain’s favorite!
$14.75
ITALIAN SAUSAGE
Sweet & spicy pork sausage with sautéed peppers and onions on a toasted roll.
(with Provolone on request)
$12.50
GENUINE BUFFALO
CHICKEN WINGS*
Drowned in our hot wing sauce and served with celery, carrots,
and bleu cheese or ranch dipping sauce.
Wings can be ordered
MILD, MEDIUM, HOT, or DOWNRIGHT EXPLOSIVE.
SINGLE (8 Wings)
$14.50
DOUBLE (16 Wings)
$23.50
with Extra bleu cheese and veggies
ADD $3.00
SANDWICHES*
Opponents of red meat can stay on the path to gluttony without the nagging guilty conscience!
Our sandwiches are served on your choice of ciabatta, jalapeño-cheddar, or egg-washed white bun.
Get a gluten-free bun for $2 more.
ADD BEER-BRAISED PORK BELLY TO ANY BURGER
$3.25
ADD BACON OR AVOCADO TO ANY BURGER
$2.25
10oz. CHICKEN BREAST
Grilled with tangy BBQ sauce and sautéed peppers & onions,
melted cheddar cheese on your choice of bun.
PLEASE SPECIFY SKIN ON OR OFF.
$13.75
LEMON PEPPER CHICKEN SANDWICH
Romaine Lettuce, vine-ripened tomato, and cilantro mayo.
$13.75
FIREBIRD CHICKEN SANDWICH
Thick-cut bacon, gruyere cheese, smoked jalapeño cream cheese, and spinach.
$15.50
GRILLED CHICKEN CLUB
Thick-cut bacon, provolone, romaine lettuce, tomato, and smoked shallot aioli.
$15.50
POLITICALLY CORRECT
Union-picked romaine lettuce, vine-ripened tomato, cucumber, jalapeño jack cheese, roasted serrano chilies, avocado, and cilantro mayo on a ciabatta roll.
$11.25
BLT
Thick-cut, smokey bacon, crisp romaine lettuce, sliced tomato,
and shallot mayo on a grilled bun of your choice.
$12.50
PORTLAND PORTOBELLO
Portobello mushroom marinated in balsamic vinegar with chopped garlic
and rosemary, gruyere cheese, spinach, basil mayo, and roasted red peppers.
$12.75
FRENCH FRIES
CHILI CHEESE FRIES
A heaping basket of our crispy fries smothered with our homemade chili and queso.
(CHOPPED ONION ADDED ON REQUEST.)
$9.50
VERDE CHILI FRIES
A basket of fries covered with our homemade
$9.50
THE BASKET CASE
An extra-large portion of hot and crispy fries. Great for sharing with friends.
$7.25
ON THE SIDE
A side order of hot and crispy fries.
$3.75
ALL ITEMS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. PLEASE BE PATIENT
ALL TAKEOUT ORDERS ARE SUBJECT TO $1.00 PER ITEM CHARGE.
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish,
or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness
All products fried in 100% soy oil. NO TRANS FAT.